Greetings, Earthlings! I come in peace. All I desire is your ice cream. And maybe the odd book or movie. I’m a pretty easygoing guy.
I have come to your planet to learn about the phenomenon that is the human race. Or that’s the excuse I tell people, since that one sounds the best. Really it’s because my home planet sucked and Earth hadn’t yet thought to block out the sky by building skyways… But it sounds better for me to act like I have a secret mission to study the human race, so that is my story and I’m sticking to it.
So come on in and pull up a chair or a spaceship or whatever you have on hand, then read, laugh, cry, scream, pull your hair, pull my hair, or do whatever you humans do when going through someone else’s blog. I’m new to these things.
Just please save me some ice cream.